Signs Five Man Electrical Band # 026 - 1

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And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"

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So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why

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He said "You look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think you'll do"

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So I took off my hat and said "Imagine that! me workin' for you!"

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Sign sign everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind

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Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? Everybody singing sign

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And the sign said anybody trespassin' would be shot out of sight

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So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house

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"Hey, what gives you the right?

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You put up a fence to keep me out but to keep Mother Nature in,

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If God was here he'd tell you to your face, "Man you're some kind of sinner!"

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Now hey there mister can't you read?

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You gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat

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You can't even watch, no you can't even You ain't supposed to be here.

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Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside...Uhhh!

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And the sign said "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray"

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But when they passed around the plate and they emptied it all

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I didn't have a penny to pay

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So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign

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I said "Thank you Lord for thinkin' about me, I'm alive and doin' fine!"

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