
PLEASE MEET
THE EXECUTIVE OF AUTOWORKER.CA
The President Mr. B.C. “Bud” Marijuana-Grovepres@autoworker.ca Message from the President. I support getting a Buzz for Prime
Minister. I support the legalization
of Marijuana. I support taking the
money out of the hands of crime. I support splitting the take. 25%
Federal, 25% Provincial, 25 % Cities, 10% Health Care, 10 % Law Enforcement,
5 % debt reduction. What do you support? |

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The Vice President Mr. C. A. DubYa
I help formulate policy like our “Legacy for a Prime Minister” as outlined by President Bud. Political HAK!!! I’ve got the NAK!!! |

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The Treasurer Mr. Bill Broke If we do not get some money soon they
are going to eliminate my job. Please donate your 2 cents worth to
the Save the Auto Worker (endangered species) fund. Cash only please…. |
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The National Secretary
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Director
Quebecois Mr. Pep E. LaPew I have a certain Je ne se quais. Come with me to de Brampton Assembly we
shall make z (CAR)s Yes, No? Do not
mess with me I can raise a stink! Did I hear Lou say TCA. |
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Men’s Advocate
(Appointed) Mr. Smy Lee With special responsibilities for Pork Barrel Politics. Need an appointment Don’t call me I’ll call you. E-mail doesn’t work. |
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Women’s Advocate
(Appointed) Ms. DeLainey Black I hated Mike Harris and his union
busting goons. I don’t have much use for (CAR)s either. E-mail me, piggy@doverport.com |
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Mr. Otto Shrink Medical Advisor This is what I look like after I meet
this guy. I have to go talk to my
shrink and we’re all up the walls.
He’s not stupid or dumb, he’s the lunatic fringe who installs the
hinge on Uncle Sam’s 300M. Best damm
autoworker.ca in the world. What a
bad ass… Diagnosis: Work Related. Prescription:
More Auto Ball’s. (from everybody).
Appoint the guy use his energy, he’s going to be
elected anyway. They may be afraid of
him. Has an opinion about everything
but does not think he is right about everything. Thinks he’s an endangered species, bad ass Auto Worker, Lean,
Mean (CAR) Making Machine. The man’s
on a mission. Wish I could smoke what
he’s smoking…Now I have a month to try and relax until he (they) come
back. We do this for free?
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